Funny OOC Player Quotes

[Snickie]

Me: "*is petting Snick in her room on her bed*"
Mom: "*starts changing the litter box in the room down the hall*"
Snick: "*perks her head up at the sound*"
Me: "*shouts to Mom* Snick hears that!"
Mom: "Shit."
Me: "That's probably what she plans to do when you're done in there."

[Cheshierekat]

Me: "*is petting Snick in her room on her bed*"
Mom: "*starts changing the litter box in the room down the hall*"
Snick: "*perks her head up at the sound*"
Me: "*shouts to Mom* Snick hears that!"
Mom: "Shit."
Me: "That's probably what she plans to do when you're done in there."

Does she not like having her litter box cleaned?

[Snickie]

Me: "*is petting Snick in her room on her bed*"
Mom: "*starts changing the litter box in the room down the hall*"
Snick: "*perks her head up at the sound*"
Me: "*shouts to Mom* Snick hears that!"
Mom: "Shit."
Me: "That's probably what she plans to do when you're done in there."

Does she not like having her litter box cleaned?

Cats are like humans. We like usiing "clean" toilets. So do cats.

[Cheshierekat]

Me: "*is petting Snick in her room on her bed*"
Mom: "*starts changing the litter box in the room down the hall*"
Snick: "*perks her head up at the sound*"
Me: "*shouts to Mom* Snick hears that!"
Mom: "Shit."
Me: "That's probably what she plans to do when you're done in there."

Does she not like having her litter box cleaned?

Cats are like humans. We like usiing "clean" toilets. So do cats.

Oh, right...that makes sense then....

[gejyspa]

On Friday, the rotation of the pathology Fellows ends. So we get a lot of folks leaving, and a lot of new people coming in. One guy comes from across the hall, and takes my officemate's (nice) chair:

Me: Emily's not even out the door, and you're taking her chair?

Him: It was already bequeathed to me, and I don't want the incoming Fellows to be getting any ideas.

I dunno... struck me as funny.

[Snickie]

Warning: TMI moment.

The thought crossed my mind the other day while I was sitting on the toilet:
"Wow. Who knew diarrhea could smell so shitty?"

[gejyspa]

Well, more an internal thought than a quote.
Today, as I was going into work, I turned on the car radio, and I heard what I thought was a political ad, with people listing their grievances against the incumbent ("He has done this, He has done that, He has blahblah"), which I thought kind of tacky on July 4th. After about two-three sentences, I was about to change the station when it suddenly dawned on my they were reading the American Declaration of Independence.



I think my subconscious got the clue when it realized the language wasn't pitched to someone with a 5th grade education, like most political ads are.
I believe the part I heard was:
"...He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people."

[joo]

with manly firmness

The mind of whoever wrote that must have been wandering.

[gejyspa]

Funnily, I made the same comment about my quote on other forums.

[RedQueen.exe]

From IRC:

"What I really don't understand is what kind of recipe do you want because you talked about porn, phones and cooking and I became lost" - Vega

[masterekat]

Sounds like the recipe for disaster. /cheesy

[gejyspa]

From my 19yo son (he played cantr for a day, so it counts):

I found another piece of broken glass -- also, "ow".

[Lyd]

Lyd says:
But I don't see how you could possibly be a good Christian without first being a good Buddhist
Rafa says:
awww, sounded neat
Rafa says:
I like the idea of worshipping a chubby guy
Rafa says:
like I do with Forrest Whitaker and Marlon Brandon
Lyd says:
LMAO
Lydia says:
Yes, I can't pass up a Laughing Buddha without rubbing his belly.
Rafa says:
exactly, so pretty and round
Lyd says:
Always when I think of what would be the right thing to do in a situation, I think of the Eightfold Path.
Rafa says:
I think you can't be a good human without being a good Buddhist
Lyd says:
Truly
Rafa says:
I am atheist, but I have respect for religions and I consider myself a decent human being
Lyd says:
I believe in people despite the evidence to the contrary.
Rafa says:
hahaha, good phrase
Rafa says:
and, exactly

[Theda]

Transitional madness at coffee-tea time.

[16:28] <Theda> Darth Theda.
[16:31] <EchoMan> Don't underestimate the power of the Theda side!
[16:31] <Darigan> mhm
[16:32] <Darigan> let the cookies persuade you
[16:37] <Theda> XDDDDDD
[16:37] * Theda is now known as Darth_Theda
[16:37] <Darth_Theda> XDDD
[16:37] <Shay> hehe
[16:38] <Darth_Theda> Shay, I'm your mother -_-
[16:38] <Darth_Theda> XDDDD
[16:39] <Darigan> o.o
[16:39] * Darigan shocked
[16:40] <Shay> O.O
[16:40] <Darth_Theda> EchoMan, are you Yoda?
[16:40] <Darth_Theda> xD
[...]
[16:47] <Darth_Theda> It is assumed that Yoda is the wisest!
[16:48] <EchoMan> Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully trained Cantr Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Theda and her Emperor. If you end your training now - if you choose the quick and easy path as Theda did - you will become an agent of evil.
[16:48] <Darigan> well that'd be Pilot
[16:48] <EchoMan> Strong is Theda. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
[16:48] <Shay>
[16:49] <EchoMan> Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.
[16:49] <Darigan> So does that make Shay leia?
[16:49] <EchoMan> You must unlearn what you have learned.
[16:49] <EchoMan> ^^^^ Wisdom ^10
[16:49] <Shay> well said
[16:49] <EchoMan> Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!
[16:49] <EchoMan>
[16:50] <EchoMan> Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm?
[16:51] * Darigan paints Echoman green and gives him pointy ears
[16:51] * Darigan rolls up Shays hair into buns around her ears
[16:55] * Shay avois mirrors
[16:55] <Shay> avoids even*

[Pilot]