Trolling the spam Emails - Cantr Style

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Cdls
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Trolling the spam Emails - Cantr Style

Postby Cdls » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:21 pm

I am bored, needed a distraction, and this E-Tard provided a decent little one. I can only hope it decides to carry on the negotiations! :roll: :lol:


Spammer:
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen!

Please allow us to briefly introduce ourselves to you, thank you.

Our company was founded in April 1998, we have our own stone producing factory. The company is headquartered in Xiamen of China, currently we export to Europe, Japan, the USA and Canada. We work among others also successfully with some important German companies.

On average, our company employs 15 to 25 qualified employees; we have set ourselves the goal to provide our customers products with maximum quality and service for fair prices.

Custom sizes for the construction sector as Stairs, Window sills, Pool covers, Wall coverings are part of our routine but also paving for indoor or outdoor use as well Culture stone as all types of paving cubes and flagstones, and products for the garden and landscaping are among our main products

We hope we could give you an overview of our company; we would welcome your inquiry and very pleased to send you our no-obligation quotation.

Yours sincerely,
Ivy Zhang





My response:

Hello Ivy,

Thank you for your message. I am very interested in obtaining 10000g of stone. If you are willing, when you dock to our harbor, please slide a note under the door detailing your trade rates. We currently have an excess of meat pie and tea, which we could give great rates on. We also can part with one of our mouflon, but you will need to provide the necessary feeding capabilities. As I said above, please slide a note under the door when you arrive and we can negotiate rates.

Thank you.
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Re: Trolling the spam Emails - Cantr Style

Postby Snowdrop » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:58 pm

:lol:

You forgot to give a location...they won't know where to dock to slip a note under ;)

Also...trying to sell tea to China? :lol:

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