Who has the best avatar?

[joo]

Now that I think of it, I really liked theguy's avatar.

Wait, that's the wrong person. I meant Caesar... I think.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Now that I think of it, I really liked theguy's avatar.

Wait, that's the wrong person. I meant Caesar... I think.

You're not allowed to change your mind!

[joo]

Now that I think of it, I really liked theguy's avatar.

Wait, that's the wrong person. I meant Caesar... I think.

You're not allowed to change your mind!

What if I... *slips a bottle of whiskey into Hermitess's hands from under his jacket* made it worth your while?

[Cheshierekat]

I like Chroma's new one.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Now that I think of it, I really liked theguy's avatar.

Wait, that's the wrong person. I meant Caesar... I think.

You're not allowed to change your mind!

What if I... *slips a bottle of whiskey into Hermitess's hands from under his jacket* made it worth your while?

You'll need a lot more whiskey than that!

[joo]

Now that I think of it, I really liked theguy's avatar.

Wait, that's the wrong person. I meant Caesar... I think.

You're not allowed to change your mind!

What if I... *slips a bottle of whiskey into Hermitess's hands from under his jacket* made it worth your while?

You'll need a lot more whiskey than that!

Of course. That was just a... *slips a 500kg barrel of whiskey into Hermitess's hands from under his jacket* sample.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Now that I think of it, I really liked theguy's avatar.

Wait, that's the wrong person. I meant Caesar... I think.

You're not allowed to change your mind!

What if I... *slips a bottle of whiskey into Hermitess's hands from under his jacket* made it worth your while?

You'll need a lot more whiskey than that!

Of course. That was just a... *slips a 500kg barrel of whiskey into Hermitess's hands from under his jacket* sample.

*Looks around shiftily before sneaking a sip.* I may need some more convincing. >.>

[joo]

Now that I think of it, I really liked theguy's avatar.

Wait, that's the wrong person. I meant Caesar... I think.

You're not allowed to change your mind!

What if I... *slips a bottle of whiskey into Hermitess's hands from under his jacket* made it worth your while?

You'll need a lot more whiskey than that!

Of course. That was just a... *slips a 500kg barrel of whiskey into Hermitess's hands from under his jacket* sample.

*Looks around shiftily before sneaking a sip.* I may need some more convincing. >.>

I thought you might feel that way, so I... *signals discretely into the distance, causing a van with its windows blacked out to drive over; walks over to the back of the van and opens its doors, revealing an interior stuffed with what must be 12 barrels of the same size as previous one, all labelled FINEST DIPLOMATIC-GRADE WHISKEY* ...took the liberty of making some preparations. *Accepts a set of van keys from the beovercoated driver who strides off into the shadows, then tosses the keys to Hermitess with a wink.*

[phoenixannwn]

Are you two going to start having sex soon? You're getting weirdly into this.

[Piscator]

Who needs sex if you can get 12 barrels of whiskey?

[phoenixannwn]

You're right, you just need a new liver and the paramedics.

[CN]

Who needs sex if you can get 12 barrels of whiskey?

Word.

I'll take a damn Krazy straw to go with my barrels

[the_antisocial_hermit]

I'm just blackmailing for the whiskey- nothing else. And I could say you're weirdly reading too much into all of this.

"'Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey', I cry. If whiskey don't kill me, I'll live til I die!" -Tex Ritter, "Rye Whiskey"

[Wolfsong]

See, I also felt that with a little music and poor lighting, a barrel or so later, it would devolve into a porno.

Oh so very quickly.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Well, you're welcome to have your way with joo if that's what you want.