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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Doug R. » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:05 pm

Indigo: (tlf, brb)
Doug R: tlf? To Light Fire? Torrential Lunch Fart? Time Long Forseen?
Doug R: Today Life Focus.
Doug R: Timeless Legal Fraternities
Doug R: Tolerable Linguini Fermenation
Doug R: Totally Lame Fratricide.
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Indigo: lol
Doug R: Topaz Laser Focus
Indigo: hahahahahaha
Indigo: phone, I meant phone
Doug R: LOL
Indigo: tlf means telephone in spanish
Indigo: lmao
Doug R: I thought it might have been that
Doug R: ;)
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Indigo » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:21 pm

Still laughing here :lol:
Someone wrote:Being dark is an intelligent interpretation of the fabricated world, made up from our heads, there to tempt and play with us
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Doug R. » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:54 pm

Hamsters is nice. ~Kaylee, Firefly
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Tiamo » Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:09 pm

Ehhh, i don't get it. :?
I think ...
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby NancyLee » Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:53 pm

“Nothing is absolute. Everything changes, everything moves, everything revolves, everything flies and goes away.”
― Frida Kahlo
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby jesperyang » Sun May 18, 2014 1:51 am

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hyrle wrote:Some days it feels like not enough characters, and some days it feels like too many. I'm such a Cantrholic.


Imagine one day there would be.. hemp loin clothes, bras, and socks. Only the true hardcore would wear them and feel "comfortable".
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Cdls » Sun May 18, 2014 2:53 am

Not sure I get that one?
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby jesperyang » Sun May 18, 2014 8:28 am

Hand-eye coordination?

Whitney Houston's song "And I will always love you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU

You'll know what when you listen to this song and you reach the part.
hyrle wrote:Some days it feels like not enough characters, and some days it feels like too many. I'm such a Cantrholic.


Imagine one day there would be.. hemp loin clothes, bras, and socks. Only the true hardcore would wear them and feel "comfortable".
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Otherside » Mon May 26, 2014 6:45 pm

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You speak in every curling wave and sing in every violent breeze.
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Otherside » Thu Jun 05, 2014 1:14 pm

What women's Facebook status' really mean..
(I am quite aware that this is dangerous territory.. ;) )

I am not a fan of Facebook as it seems to be a platform for making me feel shit about my life. I am sure everyone lies about their wonderful lives on it. So, here is my interpretation of what is really being said on Facebook…..

Wow..suitcase packed off on our lovely hols with my amazing husband and wonderful children
(I am shattered from being up all night packing for these lazy bastards….I want to drink wine already and its only 4am and we are not even at the airport yet)

Just cooked a lovely tea ( insert picture), can’t wait to snuggle down with my man and eat it!
(hope he chokes on it…and I didn’t cook it at all, I warmed it up then put it on a plate so you will all think I am a domestic goddess)

Had the most amazing night with my lovely friends…
(spent most of the night providing shoulder to cry on for recently dumped friend, trying to stop desperate friend shagging inappropriate man, holding hair for ‘shots all night’ friend while she vomits up £40 worth of booze…..never again.)

Just had a lovely bath complete with candles!!
(had to wash as covered in horse shit and electricity ran out so was forced to use a candle.)

Enjoyed a lovely long walk with the dogs today!
(because the f*ckers ran off and it took me 5 miles to catch them.)

Had a lovely day with all the family today!
(what was lovely about it was when they went home)

Am off to see a lovely friend of mine I have not seen since school!
(hope she is fatter and looks older than me)

Spent a lovely afternoon making cakes with the kids!
(will now have to spend the rest of the week cleaning cake batter off the ceiling the fecking animals)

Can’t wait to hit the shops with my daughters today! Girlie shopping!
(goodbye salary hello strops and arguments – just kill me now)

Going to have a lovely relaxing early night!
(have to get to bed and asleep pronto, hubby feeling fruity, am not in mood so instigating avoidance tactics)
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Vega » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:59 pm

I just noticed that elvosque.es, a webcomic I love, has an English version.
http://elvosque.com/
Go and read it!!!
A tree has been murdered! There is a drunk fairy! Fairies stabbing eyeballs! And cerdílopes!! (I don't know how they make the translation, sorry...)
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Otherside » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:20 pm

You speak in every curling wave and sing in every violent breeze.
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Otherside » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:16 pm

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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Melodianme13 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:17 pm

Noodles are still the best.
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Otherside » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:25 pm

You speak in every curling wave and sing in every violent breeze.

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