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Funny stuff

Postby SekoETC » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:34 pm

I saw a gif of a brick being thrown into a washing machine and that was funny.
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Someone posted a link to the video too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307jRiE6t5I

I also saw a funny thing in real life last night when some drunken guy come to ask if there were any salty snacks available. He was too full to have pizza slice or a hot dog. One of the other girls I was working with told him he could have pickles for free, gave him a paper cup so that he would scoop pickles into that but the guy was so wasted he didn't figure out what it was for. He started eating directly from the container do the girl was all, "hey, you can't just put the spoon in your mouth and put it back in the container!" and the guy was like "oh, sorry" and he left. Then we had to throw away all the pickles and wash the spoon and the container. Fortunately we had plenty more pickles in the cooler.

Another funny thing happened just a moment ago. I was playing Literati with some stranger and when I made a 7 letter word, he was like "fuck you you stupid cunt!" and I was like "Sore loser?" and he was like "go suck your father's dick" and I was like "If you think I'm going to leave a rated game just because you talk shit, think again" and he just continued swearing at me, and I kept scoring higher, and he called me "stupid american trailer trash" to which I said "I'm not even american, you lazy fuck" and then he resigned and booted me from the table. Easy win. But he had 8 wins and one loss so I bet everyone else he played with left the table after he started swearing at them.
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby n0p0etry » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:41 pm

Interesting video. What made me laugh the most was that there was an add for washing machine repair in my area that popped up with it. :lol:
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Postby SekoETC » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:56 pm

lol That's funny.

Since the thread got bumped, I might as well include some new material.

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Postby Indigo » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:06 pm

:lol: the first one.

The second.... :shock:
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Postby Doug R. » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:19 pm

ROTFLMAO @ #2
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Postby Addicted » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:33 pm

Doug R. wrote:ROTFLMAO @ #2


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Postby Kelli » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:24 pm

OMG AT NUMBER 2!!!! I almost fell off my chair laughing!!!!! XD

I dont have kids, but I teach teenagers.......I want this for my classroom!!!!!! Where can I get one?!?!
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Postby SekoETC » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:47 pm

Well, I googled for it, looks like you can buy it for example here: http://www.50sretrosigns.com/teactnowpo.html

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Postby Missy » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:07 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRMakhNGfwA

I thought I was going to die laughing when I first seen this. I was in shock because it was on cable tv here in the US and that's BALLSY for tv here as a commercial. Not that I think there's anything wrong with it.
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Postby Doug R. » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:06 pm

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Postby kronos » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:30 am

Mmm I just love clean balls!
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby joo » Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:35 pm

:shock: So... they're actually selling something to wash testicles with?
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Re: Funny stuff

Postby Cdls » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:02 pm

*blink*

Wow...


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Postby mojomuppet » Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:19 pm

I cant believe that was on a american tv station.
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Postby Anaesthesia » Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:10 am

Missy wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRMakhNGfwA

I thought I was going to die laughing when I first seen this. I was in shock because it was on cable tv here in the US and that's BALLSY for tv here as a commercial. Not that I think there's anything wrong with it.


hehe I saw that commercial as well and was like o.o

but just saw it again today...looks like they've edited out most of the suggestive dialogue...commercial is still suggestive on its own though.
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