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Funny or interesting IC quotes

Postby jeslange » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:35 am

Man: "Can someone make me a trowel please?"
Woman: "Poof! You're a trowel!"


Woman: "Who's in charge here?"
Man: "Gunner."
Woman: "Where is he?"
Man: "He's dead."
Woman: "That's a modern concept, to have bodies in charge."
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Postby Pirate Lass » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:37 am

LOL
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Postby new.vogue.nightmare » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:38 am

Purple Tortoise: "Hello strange Cloud and what is the iron for yes."

Actually, anything she said, really :lol:
Sicofonte wrote:SLURP, SLURP, SLURP...


<Kimidori> esperanto is sooooo sexy^^^^
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Postby thingnumber2 » Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:04 am

Silly: Glabloo
Person: Is that guy insane?
Other Person: no,no, he's just...simple...
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Re: Funny IC quotes

Postby sammigurl61190 » Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:57 am

jeslange wrote:Man: "Can someone make me a trowel please?"
Woman: "Poof! You're a trowel!"


Pok has always been interesting. Ya gotta love Blythe. :D
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Postby jeslange » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:05 am

Woman: Ummm...I have a bit of a problem with hyperactivity. I've spent the last few days plotting evil tricks to do to ***** in his sleep, so it would be best if I got rid of some energy outside during part of each day. Perhaps each time one of you wakes up, you could call me in, or perhaps knock on the door? Or perhaps you all could tell me which turns you'll likely be awake during? I don't want to sound rude, but the alternative is ***** waking up with his toenails filed in odd shapes.
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Postby sammigurl61190 » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:18 pm

Woman: "Like, about? Around? Over? *laughs*"

Man: "I have a preposition for you guys...."
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Postby nitefyre » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:32 pm

Heheheh, the woman is yourself I presume correctly? Yeah, that guy wanted to be a cryptkeeper but called the job a curator, and he;s a buck private.....
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Postby Shay » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:46 pm

646-2: You see Buck Davis give a hammer to Courtney Rane.
646-2: Buck Davis says: "This gift is a token to keep him in line...use it when necessary."
646-2: You see Buck Davis give Mike Crawford a Hunting bow.
646-2: Buck Davis says: "This is when you cant run fast enough to catch her *winks*"
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Postby JJ » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:53 pm

Buck Davis: you might want to watch out he's taken. *mumbles something about Courtneys temper*

:lol:
"I think I am wearing a raccoon instead of a fur loin cloth!" O_O poor raccoon....
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Postby sammigurl61190 » Thu Dec 04, 2003 4:35 am

Woman says: "*looks at him with a crazy look wondering how he can read her mind*"

Man says: "Not much you can do about what?"

Woman says: "*sees that there`s not much she can do and continues to bake bread*"
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Postby nitefyre » Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:22 pm

684-2: Lady says: "Your wish is my command, Majesty. What you declare illusion will be my hardened fact."
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Postby new.vogue.nightmare » Tue Dec 23, 2003 7:18 am

... says to you: "I despise him. But there is something to be said for kissing ass... My lips will make a perfect mark at which to aim my foot later."
Sicofonte wrote:SLURP, SLURP, SLURP...




<Kimidori> esperanto is sooooo sexy^^^^
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Postby sammigurl61190 » Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Nick » Thu Dec 25, 2003 4:48 pm

And of course... we could pile the Redfishisms onto this topic as well. Although there were a few funny quotes in the battle of wits between Norbert and Alex, but thats a little too long to post on here... and a little too game involved.

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