It was iavatus who wrote most of those things. In a way the article follows what a TV tropes article should look like, but I assume most people who read it will think Cantr is awful and the staff is full of little Hitlers. It also has some misinformation. For example, I'm pretty sure that it's not allowed to expose outsiders to your sex scenes, consensual or not, without asking OOC if they're over 18 and okay with it.
Fan Nickname: Tenmouths, Sighmoku, Timmies, Trenchies pollinated from Urban Dead with an extra sprinkling of tryhard, The Raperman Cycle, The Spanish Country
People stopped using these terms pretty much after the clique multi-quit the game.
A most our-favourite-word example, involves a ~140 year old mundane man looking like Vash but even prettier See for yourself the character owners impression of him. [1].
This is making fun of Raaj Kellan. Outsiders won't get it and it certainly doesn't define the game. Sure there are a lot of handsome characters with scars, but it doesn't make this an anime game.
Mao: Possibly the only way to experience Mao without playing it, is to play Cantr. From the forum rules that are visible "Discussion of (rule breaking) is not allowed." "Only generalisation of rules is allowed" "Complaints about staff are to be made to staff, and only in private". There's a lot more rules that aren't available, not to mention it's a rare case when the player is informed of which rule was broken, or the evidence. The 'logic' behind, is that players who knew the rules, would evidently work their Loophole Abuse magic, as propounded by one staffer who is fondly referred to as the Goat Wormhole (You put in a valid argument, and the response is a goat. Any further comment is referred back to the goat. "What do you mean, it's not a good goat? See, four hooves and everything").
The goat thing is making fun of Sanchez.
The game is a social simulator after all, and what better way to simulate North Korea and Soviet Russia then hiding the gamefield, until a misstep and Land Mine Goes Click.
This is implying to the perceived injustice towards certain players who have since quit.
From the game creator: "It's very important that we make that very explicit, so that we do not suggest that people cannot criticize staff. That's bad." From a recently promoted staffmember "Any further criticism will result in a ban". Have fun walking the line!
Not very flattering at all.
Don't touch the staff's precious snowflake town, known as Smoku (The other name is hideously out of place). Any actions taken in regard to this town are under the microscope, and if deemed against the staff's interest, welll......
This is implying that PD involved with stopping Raaj's kidnapping if I understood correctly.
Out-of-Character Moment: As mentioned previously, for when the player (as differentiated from the character) needs to speak to other players (again, different from characters), the standard of OOC: is used. This hasn't stopped longwinded rants when the player (different from character) has been upset or annoyed by some ingame event, and decided to use the power of Talking Is a Free Action. An especially Egregious and amusing for all involved example, involved the word Shutup, 87 times in the space of a minute.
Talking Is a Free Action: You can be sewing, driving a car, eating food and listening to the radio. Doesn't stop the character from using their iron lungs to expound a wall of words on whatever subject is foremost in their mind, only limit being how fast the player can type. Or paste into the textbox.
These two are replying to when Avren and some others bullied a certain character ingame up to a point where the player lost their temper and started apparently copypasting the same line over and over again until they would stop. It has been posted in the Funny Quotes thread even though it's not funny. It's similar to bullying in school.
Running the Asylum: As mentioned in the introduction, the creator has largely left the game, leaving it to some staff to manage things. Over time, this has resulted in what has been referred to as the Internet Illness. Basically, any person getting a chance to live out their powertrip fantasies, and going for broke. Hilarity Ensues
Screw the Rules, I Have Connections!: See above. This is part of what makes the game fascinating, watching the mental gymnastics performed to justify punishing one person and not another, for the same infraction.
This is basically saying that if you have staff connections, you can break the CR and get away with it, whereas if you have upset certain staff members, you can get punished even if you are or were a staff member, not naming any names.
Shared Family Quirks: "Pry gonna pry something". "Pry good idea".
More explanation. This family/group/clan has a habit of dropping most of the letters away from probably, and talking about the most inane subjects for hours on end. Hence their nickname of, the Pry Clan.
Again, only a certain clique used this term. They no longer play. I think Arianna is a great character and if she has influenced other people to say pry instead of probably, that's great ingame culture that I wish happened in other places.
The Guards Must Be Crazy: What often can happen when sleepers (players who barely wake up, thus don't really know what's going on around them), new characters or new players get promoted to leadership roles. Special mention must go to the man who chased a boat ... in a van. Needless to say, he didn't achieve very much, but became the butt of jokes for a long, long time. See also Ax-Crazy, for the other mode guards switch between.
The Landbased Zuzi Navy has always been a force to be feared. Doubly amusing, as they were chasing pirates, who did do things.
No one is going to remember this incident in a while. Sure it's stupid to go attack pirates with a van when your town has multiple ships at hand, but it's not particularly good advertisement for Cantr. Also it's glorifying the pirate crew in question.