The hypothetical "I Died" thread.

[Rebma]

....Drowning in the sand.
....Quietly, alone, unnoticed, in my sleep under a tree at an old age.
....Struck down for some of my fancy shit, or in an attack on the town, or both
....Victim of accidental (or very stupidly on purpose) drowning.
....Fighting to protect her, with her frightened eyes the last thing I see, and my voice on her lips the last I hear
....Will never die.
....An usurping by non-believers, after being tortured, and only after He dies.
....Asphyxiation from a massive pile of resources, or a road rage incident of my own fault.
....Protecting them. Protecting the Queen. Fighting for freedom.
....Slashed down by a random powerful who didn't like my 'tude. *Laughs*

[gejyspa]

...alone, forever.
...finally learning the meaning of the words they've been speaking -- "kill the foreigner!"
...of starvation, surrounded by mountains, while waiting in vain for my ship to come in.

[mojomuppet]

Doing something foolish because we are bored.

Because of reputation and not anything Im actually guilty of.

In some action my town takes to keep the riff raff out of the area.

Because of my smart ass mouth that only shows up when Im around a bully.

Because my ego overloads my capabilities.

Getting caught without my family someplace at the wrong time. Murdered just for the other char to say I killed one.

After a very long and boring life, then was murdered for my ship.

In jail over public drunkenness.

Giving up.

Same as above.

For my belongings I wish someone would hurry.

Not even being aware I was in danger.

Over a pair of shoes.

The others have no life to speak of so I cant imagine .

[Snickie]

...alone, forever.

-hugs-

[RedQueen.exe]

*Way too busy, too tough, and too many to protect for death. Bring it on.
*Alone at sea, suffocated by worthless piles of tomatoes.
*In my home, grief caught up with me at last.
*From an explosion of volatile chemicals. Oops!
*Suicide from lack of purpose.
*Liver failure, or discovery of a society with no sense of humor
*Chased down on the road and bludgeoned to death with pickaxes.
*From grief many years from now in a strange land, after falling in love at last and sharing my past, only to be met without understanding.
*Murdered for sport. I'm too nice.
*Killed by someone that will justify it as putting me out of my own misery.
*If at all, many years from now, in an agreed double-suicide with my love.
*In a storm of crossbow fire, bodies scattered everywhere. Oh, nope I'm still alive. Damn I'm good.
*Ran in front of a moving vehicle, ran out of jokes.
*Tigers, lions, and bears!
*A terrible misunderstanding stemming from my disability.

[Snickie]

· as my punishment for killing the one who meant most in my life.
· ....at some point?
· after finding revenge from them killing my father, I will kill myself so that I may join him.
· defending she whom I love, even though she claims she can defend herself.
· of boredom, waiting for him to come back with what he promised.
· of sleeping sickness.
· stranded on this ship with no food.
· from boredom.
· in some conflict because I can't even hold a shield right.
· after going to sleep just like I normally do, and being attacked by one too many turkeys.

[Cwalen]

The stone knight that made me hate all of them does not even acknowledge me, and I cant be assed doing something about all of them.

I'll die when you prise the keyboard out of my players cold, dead, hands.

Nothing, if everyone else dies I am still stuck.

The beat of a butterfly's wing.

Life, death, would he notice the difference?

The breaking of the group.

If Sydney is not here the rest is a boring abstraction.

I don't know it, the BF seems interesting, and the new companions more so.

Hopes and promises not forfilled.

Sailing away and not finding anything.

My brother not being there.

Starvation seems likely.

Beaten to death by animals.

Starvation? animals? boredom?

[mojomuppet]

The stone knight that made me hate all of them does not even acknowledge me, and I cant be assed doing something about all of them.

I'll die when you prise the keyboard out of my players cold, dead, hands.

Nothing, if everyone else dies I am still stuck.

The beat of a butterfly's wing.

Life, death, would he notice the difference?

The breaking of the group.

If Sydney is not here the rest is a boring abstraction.

I don't know it, the BF seems interesting, and the new companions more so.

Hopes and promises not forfilled.

Sailing away and not finding anything.

My brother not being there.

Starvation seems likely.

Beaten to death by animals.

Starvation? animals? boredom?

OMG one of these made me LMFAO. I swear I haven't laughed so hard in a week!

[Snickie]

I died...
· for being depressingly too much of a power-hungry bitch.
· from infection
· because I didn't follow orders, and refused to wear shoes.
· defending she whom I love, even though she claims she can defend herself.
· defending my home and everything I've worked for, and all because I didn't bring the bike back on time.
· of a different kind of sleeping sickness.
· whilst in battle against those who wronged me in my newspawnhood.
· because I said something wrong....I didn't know! It's not my first language anyway!
· from boredom.
· in a battle that I got into because I wanted to see action instead of stay home, which would've meant life but boredom.
· by some folks who go insane while I've done nothing but ask if I can gather resources in their town.

[Wolfsong]

I died...
alone and unwanted.
of old age, peacefully.
because there's not a single harbour on this goddamned island.
because everybody in my crew turned on me at once.
starvation.
because nobody told me to eat.
suicide.
run over by a bus.
bears.
crashing a boat into a building.

[Kelna]

I died...

because someone realized I am not one to be trifled with.
because she's my home, and I'm lost without her.
because I tasted meat, and if I run out... I don't think I could go back to just carrots.

[Tripkan]

Roughly 15 year update:

...I'll lose my cool again and get cut down right where I stand.

Made it out of the fire, right into a frying pan of my own devising. I'll die in the back room, sulking.

...I'm tough as hell so killing me won't be easy.

Reality check by the animals. I'll die in a coordinated rhino stampede.

...I'm harmless.

Just about ready to shed the harmless shell. I'll die executing one of the plots swirling around in my head.

...I'll probably end up in someone's prison.

Matured. I'll die from letting the wrong someone(s) on my boat.

...I'll die of an exhausted heart.

Booted everyone and everything out of my heart except for him. I'll die at the hands of some primitives, for teasing them too much.

...I may just kill myself.

Can't even recall why I was depressed. I'll die in some horribly comical accident that people will still be laughing about years later.

...I'll fall in battle.

Matured. I'll die of boredom, waiting for the battle.

...I'm pretty safe.

Left safety behind. I'll die from some Polish trickery.

...I'm too dumb to get into trouble.

Wiser by far. I'll die by my own hand, far away so she'll never know.

...I'm too strong too die.

Stronger still. I'll die by bad luck on my part, good luck on theirs.

...I'll die from losing him.

Lost him, died on the inside, just coming back. I'll die protecting my new family.

...I'll die pretty soon if that alliance holds up.

Dead He spoiled my dreams with a few idle words. Died right in front of his eyes in a final FU.

...I'll fall protecting my adopted home.

Elevated. But I'll still die protecting my adopted home.

...I'll be killed by someone who hates this leader.

Still a possibility but less people hate them. Maybe. I'll die from being caught off guard.

...I'll probably live a long time if we don't accidentally kill each other in a mock duel.

Dead. Overlooked. I fell ill while out working and expired at home.

[gejyspa]

Update, good idea!
...alone, forever.
Still alone, but probably leader of the town simply by virtue of having outlasted everyone else

...finally learning the meaning of the words they've been speaking -- "kill the foreigner!"
Stuck on the island upon which I spawned, leaving behind a legacy of a doomed civilization which people will ponder for centuries to come

...of starvation, surrounded by mountains, while waiting in vain for my ship to come in.
Still of starvation, but this time, accidentally, by my own hand, while attempting improvement

[Xavier Darkmyre]

I'll die..

..... from being caught mid-loot
..... from boredom
..... from realising I'll never find my lost companion, and wishing I had've been more careful with the paths I took
..... from those damned Silver Knights
..... from losing a game of stabby stabby
..... from this strange land I've sailed to, and its harsh inhabitants
..... from completing my mission from the Gods

[caged_bird_sings]

I died....

...far, far from my beloved hometown which I haven't been to in at least 30 years.
...wondering if I should've left the mountains decades ago.
...with barely a shred of feeling or motivation left in my body, and missing what this town used to be.
...at the hands of the people I tried to steal a galleon from...for the second time in ten or so years.
...on the longest walk of my life, with two great friends.
...on the greatest adventure since I spawned, probably at the hands of angry citizens who caught me raiding their stores.
...broken hearted, wishing he would come home, and wishing that this place would go back to the way it used to be.
...wondering where that poor sweet boy went.
...wondering what the hell was ever going on in that place.
...of starvation, lost.
...happily on the sandy beach..alone.
...pleased with myself. I seduced him. *cackle*
...in a truck on its way across the island.
...of starvation, and will join the other 15 or so bodies on the ground. 'Cept I'm 70 years younger than all of them.
...at the hands of the people following me. They've been after me for a year. The people in the last town helped them, and tricked me into walking right into an ambush.