Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc]

I still don't understand why everyone finds this quote so funny. It's really not. In fact I don't understand why people feel the need to over use funny quotes from video games, movies, whatever. It's ridiculous. If you can't come up with funny things to say on your own.. just give up. Come to the realization that you're not funny and stop trying. The world will be a better place for it.

[Cheshierekat]

People find humor in different things, just because you don't find it amusing doesn't mean that the person quoting the movie etc isn't funny...just maybe not original. But not everyone is blessed with creative thinking or imagination. There are many humorous quotes out there, and I personally don't see anything wrong with tossing it into Cantr if it fits. Not everyone will get it, and it might not be completely original, but a lot of life is imitation, right? I'm not responsible for the quote, just throwing my opinion out there.

Just relax and have fun

[Bowser]

READ From the Bottom Up - disclaimer, the following events have been edited to remove herds of animals entering and leaving as well as other people's words not related to the conversation.


762-6: Crag Rock the Stonecutter say: "Everyone mark that man named King as Kill On Site.... The King has left the Forest, but soon we will say The King is Dead."

762-6: You see Olipifirovash (west) Canoe #1 undock.

762-6: King says: "bye"

762-6: You see King leaving the central area of Olipifirovash Forest, entering Olipifirovash (west) Canoe #1.

762-6: You see King drop some wood.

762-6: King says: "hold on one second il put it back"

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "Haunted, assist Crag with dragging this fool to sing for Urza"

762-5: You see King drop some carrots.

762-5: You see King take some carrots.

762-5: You see King take some wood.

762-5: You see Crag Rock the Stonecutter hurt King using a crossbow.

762-5: You see King take some material out of a storage.

762-5: You see King take some material out of a storage.

762-5: You see King take some hematite.

762-5: You see King take some tomatos.

762-5: You see King entering Olipifirovash Forest, coming from The Redrock Estate.

762-5: You see King leaving the central area of Olipifirovash Forest, entering The Redrock Estate.

762-5: You see King entering Olipifirovash Forest, coming from Olipifirovash (west) Canoe #1.

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "Crag advises you refrain from entering our vehicles and buildings unless you wish to enteretain Urza with yoiur "songs""

762-6: You see King leaving the central area of Olipifirovash Forest, entering Olipifirovash (west) Canoe #1.

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "We have no hotel, but we do have the Best little whore house of Olipifirovash Forest"

762-5: King says: "I sing... ....ever since my baby left me, i found a new place to dwell, its down the end of a lonely road a, the heartbreak hotel"

762-5: King says: "...I sing man."

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "Another thing, the Red Knights and Stonecutters dwell here. you are no forest dweller. Are claiming this area as your own now?"

762-5: King says: "..I dont think you understand I..."

762-5: King says: "No I..."

762-5: Crag Rock the Stonecutter says: "King, Olipifirovash Forest is along Olipifirovash Road, between the west forest and Olipifirovash. It is not at the end, nor is named Lonely Do not spread lies about the routes that lead to our home."

762-5: King says: "the king of rock `n` roll man"

762-5: King says: "at Olipifrovash forest"

762-5: King says: "It`s down at the end of lonely street"

762-5: King says: "I found a new place to dwell."

762-5: King says: "Well, since my baby left me,"

762-5: kimmy - Stonecutter says: "the king of...."

762-5: King says: "Hey everyboady, im The King."

762-5: You see King arriving in Olipifirovash Forest, coming from Olipifirovash Road to Olipifirovash (west).

A pop culture reference or real world line that fits the conversation isn't bad. If you get the reference, it can be amusing. If you don't and it doesn't seem out of place then it's fine in my opinion. Now this guy in the story above went a little too far.

[Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc]

Just relax and have fun

I refuse!

But seriously. I am mostly concerned about the OVER used ones. Don't get me wrong, I tend to quote Futurama whenever an opportunity presents itself... it's just the whole bandwagon thing that bothers me. *everyone else is making arrow in the knee jokes so I have to do it, too* That's what bothers me.

[mojomuppet]

Just relax and have fun

I refuse!

But seriously. I am mostly concerned about the OVER used ones. Don't get me wrong, I tend to quote Futurama whenever an opportunity presents itself... it's just the whole bandwagon thing that bothers me. *everyone else is making arrow in the knee jokes so I have to do it, too* That's what bothers me.

Stealing other material is not cool.

signed...
popcorn boobies.

[SekoETC]

Laws of Sierra

Sierra is currently ruled by the Queen and her councilor, Patterson the Sheep, and
sometimes his wife Lulu the Sheep. (but she is shy)

Minister of Agriculture - Flower the Sheep
Minister of Trade - Cloudy the Sheep

Royal Tailor - Fluffy the Sheep
Royal Blacksmith - Baxter the Sheep
(these last two are just honorary positions, as sheep do not have thumbs or use
tools...that would be crazy)

Town Guard - Boulder the Wisent

Please do not hunt the councilors, ministers, royal craftsmen, or guard. There are
some very lifelike statues of people that it's probably best to leave alone too.

These laws may change, if someone changes them.

[Mitch79]

Laws of Sierra

Sierra is currently ruled by the Queen and her councilor, Patterson the Sheep, and
sometimes his wife Lulu the Sheep. (but she is shy)

Minister of Agriculture - Flower the Sheep
Minister of Trade - Cloudy the Sheep

Royal Tailor - Fluffy the Sheep
Royal Blacksmith - Baxter the Sheep
(these last two are just honorary positions, as sheep do not have thumbs or use
tools...that would be crazy)

Town Guard - Boulder the Wisent

Please do not hunt the councilors, ministers, royal craftsmen, or guard. There are
some very lifelike statues of people that it's probably best to leave alone too.

These laws may change, if someone changes them.

[Navi]

I also laughed when I read that note a little while ago.

[Odin]

says: "SS, Im all good for jokin and joshin but you better to get to know me a little better before you joke around about Killin me"

[Taralyn]

hehe, yep. I giggled at that one too Odin

[Misato]

4.06: (a man) says: "You should give me a hand."

4.07: (a woman) says: "To do what?"

4.07: You see (a woman) being dragged by (a man), (a woman) from the central area of (out here) to (in there).

That made me laugh. ^_^ I love you guys.

[Alladinsane]

Didn't know you were in that town.

[Misato]

Well I am. It's fun.

[Cheshierekat]

I giggled at that...good times there.

[Henkie]

"Sophia to Darlina.. Kendall if you reading this transmission... We are ported in Akypor. How are things in Darlina? Over?"

I couldn't help but giggle... So sloppy.