Things Cantrians would never say...

[miirkaelisaar]

"You can't eat that cookie if it's been on the floor for more than ten seconds! Gross!"

[Shedevil]

Won't that ice cream melt if you put it inside your bag?

[miirkaelisaar]

"Watch out! There's another van on this narrow sand road, behind us, going faster than we are! They must be crazy! Pull over and let them by before they crash into us!"

[SekoETC]

"We've been having sex for hours, I'm exhausted."

[Chroma Key]

Shoot! I'm out of bolts! This crossbow is useless now! *chucks it away*

[miirkaelisaar]

"Aren't you going to put all those tools and weapons down before you get in bed, dear? Are you /trying/ to kill me?"

Though once a character said to one of mine "It must be really hard for you to carry all those kite shields all at once! Aren't they heavy?"

[Joshuamonkey]

"That pet is old and sick, it's about time to put it down."

[*Wiro]

"That pet is old and sick, it's about time to put it down."

I haven't played around with pets yet. Can you attack them at all or do you need to put them back into a pack first?

[Joshuamonkey]

I haven't played around with pets yet. Can you attack them at all or do you need to put them back into a pack first?

You can only attack them when they're in the pack, and you can only butcher them (by clicking a button on a cleaver in your inventory) when they're not in a pack. And of course you adopt one by first separating it from the pack, and then you can actually use the pet as a weapon to hunt by having the pet in your inventory.

[Chroma Key]

Of course, you can only use certain pets (hawks, eagles, etc) as a weapon.

[*Wiro]

And tame pets can be butchered, too?

[Chroma Key]

Yes, they can.

[kicking jay]

"Make sure you don't pour all the mead on the ground, it'll be totally wasted"

[bnlphan]

"Everyone I"ve met is so faithful, no one ever cheats or runs off on their mate"

[dekalina]

"If you put the barrel stew, apple pie and lemon juice it will taste terrible."

or

"It is unsanitary to keep food and tools in one container."